Showing posts with label movie review. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movie review. Show all posts

Saturday, January 26, 2013

Movie Review: Mini's First Time

"Sex. Murder. Blackmail. There's a first time for everything."



Release Date: July 14, 2006
DVD Release Date: October 24, 2006

Cast:

Plot Summary:
Nick Guthe's darkly comic Mini's First Time stars Nikki Reed as the title character, a manipulative, highly sexualized teenager with parents who fail to offer much structure or guidance. Her stepfather (Alec Baldwin) is rich and dim, and her mother (Carrie-Anne Moss) leads a hard-partying lifestyle. As the relationship between Mini and her stepfather grows more twisted, criminal activity occurs. Luke Wilson appears as a detective investigating the situation, and Jeff Goldblum plays their wealthy neighbor.

My Thoughts:
This movie is a must see for everyone! I had never even heard of it until my sister had me watch it, and I am so glad I did. The first time I saw Nikki Reed in a movie was when she was in Thirteen with Evan Rachel Wood, and she was really good in that one. She did just as good in this one. She plays a really good crazy slut, I know that's not nice to say, but she is a really good actress. 

Reasons To Watch It:
-Alec Baldwin is hot, not matter how old he's getting.
-Nikki Reed is hot too, and she plays a good psycho.
-It's a really interesting movie.

Screenshots :)

Have you seen this?
You really should watch it?
Did you see her in Thirteen?

Have a great day!

Sunday, January 13, 2013

MSMC #6: The Poughkeepsie Tapes

This movie is for mature audiences only!


Release: February 9, 2009

Plot Summary:
A serial killer obsessively documents his career in carnage in this pseudo-documentary thriller. When police raid a house in upstate New York, they discover a profoundly disturbing record of one man's ugly crimes. 

A psychotic serial killer once called the house his home, and along with the implements of his grisly pastime, investigators find over 240 hours of videotape shot by the killer which present a visual record of his murders in all their horrifying details. Both state and federal law enforcement teams sift through the gruesome images, looking for clues of the slayer's identity, the identity of his victims, and where he could possibly have gone. 

But repeated viewings of the material reveal little beyond the terrible facts of the crimes, and as the authorities comb through the madman's images, they find the tapes have had a disquieting effect on them. Written and directed by John Erick Dowdle, The Poughkeepsie Tapes was screened in competition at the 2007 Tribeca Film Festival.

My Thoughts:
I often Google "scariest films ever" my sister asks me why? I tell her because I want to test the limits of my tolerance for the macabre. Or some such nonsense she undoubtedly scoffs at. But it is true, I am, and always have been a horror junkie. The first horror film I ever saw was the old Bella Lugosi Dracula. I was around five years old. It was the middle of the night, and  I sat in my pj's on the edge of madness with fear. My aunt should have known better than to show a very imaginative child such as myself, something so dark. My mind ate it up. And when I went to bed that night I pulled the covers around my neck to protect myself from the vampyres bite. Nowadays, I sleep with my windows open hoping the vamprye will visit me. Horror junkie! 

The Poughkeepsie Tapes had been on my 'to watch' list for years now. For some reasons I hadn't the time or the fortitude to make myself watch the film. I had heard of its disturbing content, and I was intrigued. So one night, with my sister, I decided to watch it. I know now why I had waited. The film, like so many of the "horror" movies today is filmed with hand held cameras to give it a real life or documentary feel. The only thing different about this film is that it is filmed from the perspective of the serial killer. He is showing us his brutal crimes and his ruthless nature. Because he shows it to us, the audience--it seems much more real. This film takes chances. It goes where few films dare to tread. Children. Usually children in films, especially horror films are off limits. You don't show the death of a child. But this film  makes full on attacks on children without mercy. 

The film also has a strong BDSM element to it. In the forced relationship between the murderer and one of his captives. He starves her, mutilates her, brainwashes her, and does all sorts of unspeakable things to her person. She suffers greatly from Stockholm syndrome and is convinced that this monster is the only person who ever loved her. It is a sick notion, but it is even more disturbing when you realize that things like this really happen, have happened, and probably will continue to happen. It is a psychological film in its grittiest form. 

I loved the film. I would watch it again. I recommend it to other horror junkies, but not to people who found paranormal activity frightening. Not to people who think insidious was nightmarish  Because behind the ghosts and the ghouls, and the unexplained happenings that break all your neat safety rules. There are real monsters who exist among us. This is the story of such a man. 

Screenshots :)

Have you seen The Poughkeepsie Tapes?
What's the creepiest/scariest movie you've seen?
Would you ever watch this movie?

Monday, January 7, 2013

Movie Review: Lincoln


Release Date: November 16, 2012
DVD Release Date: February 2013 (estimated)

Cast:
- Daniel Day-Lewis
- Sally Field
- David Strathairn
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt
- James Spader
- Hal Holbrook
- Tommy Lee Jones
- John Hawkes
- Jackie Earle Haley
- Bruce McGill
- Tim Blake Nelson


My Review:
I waited months for the release of this film. To me, it was going to be another "Color Purple" another "Schindler's List" it was going to be epic, and it was going to be the return of Spielberg in a big way. I was spending a magical day in Los Angles with one of my best friends. We had toured museums and bummed around Amoeba Records, the perfect closing to a perfect day was going to view the film Lincoln at the majestic theater at the Grove. It was going to be a real movie experience  the kind where the theatre is full of people, all packed in for the same reasons--to escape. The kind where at the end everyone would clap to show they were for those moments transported into another world, another way of thinking. I had built this experience up in my head and it couldn't fail. Spielberg was back! 

The film begins well. It starts off strong and meaningful. Daniel Day Lewis could not have looked more like Lincoln, and I honestly think he deserves an academy for his performance. It was beautiful. The film begins with Lincoln meeting a few members of the black regiment. They have come to talk to him and show their respect and love. One of the more outspoken of the trio decides to confront the President with issues of rank and pay between the black soldiers and the white soldiers. Lincoln admires the man for his concerns. The scene closes with the men, joined by a few other white soldiers repeating The Gettysburg Address to the President. It is a very powerful opening to the film and it generally sets the tone for the movie. 

The battle scenes were realistic enough and some were quite bloody. The pure carnage and savagery of war in this period was definitely communicated to audiences in the form of explosions and severed body parts. In the form of weeping mothers and angry fathers. Everyone was losing something, and this was a key element to the story. However, the question that boggled them then, as it boggled audiences was how much should be lost? How far do you go to protect human freedom. Lincoln proved that the price to be paid was blood, and there could never be enough of it to protect freedom. 

Because I am a history major, it was almost essential that I saw this film. Having said that, I also must state that it was almost impossible for me not to find some fault with it. I did not like how Lincoln was portrayed as a saint, and the south as completely evil. You have to think about these things from a logical and historical perspective, especially when you are telling a story through film for the world to see. Lincoln was no great anti-slavery saint. He operated by the ideals of his time, like any man does. The things he did, were stratigic measures and influenced by all kinds of ideas, not all of them necessarily wholesome. The south, though I abhor slavery, was not evil. They were ignorant and brilliant all at the same time. What choice did the south have, but fight, when someone was threatening their sole way of life--their economy. The southern states were fighting for their livelihood and there isn't anything evil about that. In the grand scheme of it all, in the past and today we are all just people, reacting to the world in anyway we see how. 

Another complaint I had about the film was the conclusion. In my opinion, Spielberg had the perfect opportunity to end the film 10 minutes earlier than it actually ended. It was at the point when his butler comes to inform him that he is late for the theatre and hands him his gloves. He says so poingently "Well, I guess it's time for me to go, but I'd really prefer to stay." Then he makes his way out of the White house, the moment is heart-wrenching because you know what is to follow. If the director would have ended it there I could be happy and call the film brilliant. But he did not. He choose to show the demise of this beloved President, and really just mucked up the ending. I knew my observations were right because at the end of the film, no one clapped. I wanted to clap, but not alone. So I sat in disbelief, and stared at my friend. We agreed that it should have ended earlier. We agreed that we would mourn this film because it could have been greatness.   

Even so, I give the film 4 1/2 stars. It is worth watching, but I would just end it at that perfect moment, instead of waiting for the directors drawn out explanation of the past. I will say that it is one of the better historical films I have seen in the recent past and I look forward to more work from one of Hollywood's most beloved visionaries.

Did you see Lincoln?
What did you think?
Leave a comment :)

Sunday, December 2, 2012

Movie Review: Vamps

Goody (Silverstone) and Stacy (Krysten Ritter) are addicted to the night life, clubbing, hooking up and always looking for the next thrill, all the while keeping a big secret-- they happen to be modern-day vampires.

But even with lifetimes of dating experience behind them, the duo realizes they still have a lot to learn about love when Stacy unexpectedly falls for the son of a vampire hunter, and Goody runs into the man of her dreams from decades earlier.

With their destinies at stake, the girls are faced with a difficult choice; give up their eternal youth for a chance at love, or continue to live their uncomplicated fabulously single lives forever.


Release Date: November 2, 2012
DVD Release: November 13, 2012

Cast:
-Alicia Silverstone
-Krysten Ritter
-Dan Stevens
-Richard Lewis
-Sigourney Weaver
-Wallace Shawn
-Justin Kirk
-Malcolm McDowell
-Zak Orth

My Thoughts:
This was a really cute movie. Alicia Silverstone and Krysten Ritter work very well together. It was funny and romantic, but more funny to me. The part about the technology was hilarious, cuz they didn't know how to work it. They kept all the regular myths about vampires and didn't add any weird ones, and I was very happy about that. Watching the movies made me wish that I was their friend, they were so happy and fun and care free. They made being vampires look like a lot of fun. Some of the special effects were not so good, but oh well.

Bottom Line:
-It's a good move.
-Really fun to watch.
-It has Dan Stevens in it!
-And I think most will enjoy it!

Screenshots :)


Have you seen Vamps?
Is it on your list?

Have a great one!

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Magic Mike Really Isn't Magical


Cast:
-Matthew McConaughey
-Channing Tatum
-Olivia Munn
-Alex Pettyfer
-James Martin Kelly
-Cody Horn
-Reid Carolin
-Kevin Nash
-Matt Bomer
-Joe Manganiello
-Adam Rodriguez

Release Date: June 29, 2012
DVD Release Date: October 23, 2012

Plot Summary:
Set in the world of male strippers, Magic Mike is directed by Steven Soderbergh and stars Channing Tatum in a story inspired by his real life.

The film follows Mike (Tatum) as he takes a young dancer called The Kid (Pettyfer) under his wing and schools him in the fine arts of partying, picking up women, and making easy money.

My Thoughts: 
The movie literally had no point. If you wanna see some half naked men, cuz let's face it, they're not showing it all, then I guess you could watch this. The people who made this movie didn't really think past the male dancers turning on women, you can tell they tried to have a plot and stuff. But other than when Channing Tatum was dancing, because let's face it, he was the best and the hottest  my face was something like this: -__-

I will admit that there was some good music in some of their performances, but other than that the music was horrendous  And it looked like the other actors didn't really put effort into learning to 'strip' or dance 'pretty' for their roles. But Channing Tatum was really working it, too bad it was only like 10% of the movie, and the rest was crap. And from the previews, I expected their to be more of a love story behind the whole stripper part, but that was just lies. I was quite surprised to see Gabriel Iglesias in the movie. I went to one of his comedy shows and he is really funny, and he actually did really well playing a serious role. Nika already reviewed this movie, I should've listened to her, but c'mon, I just had to see Tatum shake it! You can view her review here.

Bottom Line:
-Channing Tatum is hot.
-He can dance his ass off.
-The rest sucks.
-And it's just plain weird to see Matthew McConaughey in a movie like this.


Screenshots :)


Have you seen Magic Mike?
What did you think of it?
If not, do you wanna see it?

Have a great day!

Monday, November 26, 2012

Movie Review: Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2


After the birth of Renesmee, the Cullens gather other vampire clans in order to protect the child from a false allegation that puts the family in front of the Volturi.


Ahhhh. This really is a bittersweet ending! Thinking back to when Twilight first came out, these movies have come a long, long way. So let's go back in time for a minute: I had never heard of the books until the first movie was being made and everyone started talking about it. So I jumped on the wagon and got all of them. In my opinion, the first one was amazing! I couldn't get enough of Bella and Edward. And then came New Moon, it was good, but their story got old. I suppose because nothing major was happening. And then when I started Eclipse I was really hoping that Stephenie Meyer had picked it up and would really put something into it, but sadly, she didn't. So when I decided I had to read Breaking Dawn to finish off the series, I knew it would be crap. Unfortunately I never finished it. I read probably about 1/4 the way through. 

When the movies came out I said I would watch all of them and hope that they were better than the books and I did. I never expected to love the movies this much! I didn't like Kristen Stewart at first, but eventually I realized that she's the perfect Bella. And Edward... Ahhhhh! I love him! But I am truly a Jacob fan. I am 100% Team Jacob. 

So I am very sorry that I never read Breaking Dawn because this movie was simply amazing! I had no idea that the finale would be crazy like that. I knew that there would be a battle with the Volturi because of Renesmee, but wow. Holy crap. I got chills at the end and the atmosphere in the theater was amazing. We went on the 16th as a birthday present to me! But I wish I would've went to some of the showings on the 15th when they were showing all of the movies. I don't think I could have sat there that long, but I would've like to watch part 1 followed by part 2. 

Bella is super hot as a vampire. Jacob seems to be getting cuter. And Renesmee, ah, adorable! And Edward is still Edward, still cute and weird. It was nice meeting all of the other vampires in this one. They really pulled together as a family. Bottom line is this movie was epic! You must go see it! If you haven't seen the previous Twilight movies, I'd recommend watching those too, I especially love the first one. 


Do you love Twilight?
Maybe even hate it?
Have you seen this one?

Leave me a comment :)

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Movie Review: 35 & Ticking


"35 & Ticking" centers around the lives of Victoria, Zenobia , Clevon, and Phil -- all friends approaching the age of 35 and struggling to build the families they've always dreamed of. 

While Zenobia is still looking for a man, Victoria is married to a man who doesn't want children. Clevon, meanwhile, is too geeky to get a woman, and Phil is already married with children, but his wife is not very interested in being a mother. 

All four of them try to rectify their romantic lives and futures while their biological clocks tick away.

Cast:
-Tamala Jones
-Nicole Ari Parker
-Kevin Hart
-Keith Robinson
-Darius McCrary
-Meagan Good
-Dondre Whitfield
-Jill Marie Jones
-Clifton Powell
-Wendy Raquel Robinson
-Luenell
-Mike Epps
-Kym Whitley

Releases:
Theaters: May 20, 2011
DVD: September 13, 2011

Favorite Scenes:
-Zenobia's date..
-Colt 45.
-The house party.
-Kevin harts day dream in the bowling alley.
-Everytime Kevin Hart went to donate. 

 Reasons to watch it:
-If you love Kevin Hart.
-If you love comedies.
-If you love the all black cast.
-If you love Luenell. 

Reasons to not watch it:
-If you hate laughing.
-Hate seeing other peoples joy.
-Are racist..
-Or just a loser like that.

Screenshots :)

Have you seen it?
Did you think it was funny?
Leave me a comment.

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